2. Playing once a month is FUCKING BORING!! - Gary
3. Did that request say Fried Chicken??? - Gary/Brian
4. Man, we have 4 orders of ribs and a case of beer on the band tab. - Robbie
I only had 1 beer, I ain't paying for that Shit!! - Gary, NC
5. I've fallen getting off the stage...I've fallen getting on the stage...now I just need to fall down while playing and nothing else can embarrass me!!! - Gary, BT's
6. Having the whole crowd sing Dead or Alive kinda got my dick hard. ~ Brian, Bogey's
7. I'm 34. ~ Brian
- 700 people came to the Halloween show. ~ Hardtimes manager (He was just goofing around...it was more like 350)
8. I've never played a 5 string bass before...but sure I'll get up and play a song (even though I'm trashed). - Gary, Bogey's w/ Single Barrell
9. I get offered old dick every day. - Kimberly
10. I can't think of one from last night...I'm too busy looking at porn. - Gary
11. Something crawled in your ass and died!! - Big Brian
12. Let's take a break....I have to take a shit! - Unknown band member
13. Keep your eyes on the hole and your hands up on her heels!!! ~ Brian, made up vocal to Road House Blues
14. 2007 - Come on Brian, Sing Highway to Hell...you won't loose your voice!!! ~ Robbie - His last words to Brian before Brian blew his voice out.