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$25 tip to the waiter, $20 tip to the sound guy, $20 tip to his helper. Playing in a band on a Sat. night = PRICELESS.
Out of a $66 share of gig money...I made $1...but I got free draft beer. :-) - Gary
1. No Quote - No one remembers much from Thanksgiving....but we did get a good recording of a demo CD out of it. - Hardtimes
1. At least no one needed a lawyer. - Gary, KC's BoB
1. Gary, the bass player just called me. - Brian
2. Yeah, we aren't the greatest thing out there....but we sell a lot of beer and play a lot of gigs. - Gary
1. Gary, we need to change the web page. That other band said they'd get a lawyer if anything of theirs gets messed with. - Brian
2. I can't believe that, brian...no one would take that seriously. Fuck them...I'll change it so they'll at least they'll come to the gig. - Gary
1. Gary, you're boy is about to get taken out. - Danny, Bouncer (20 Seconds before he threw Brian out of Sam's)
2. Did you see Terry try to hit that guy w/ a beer bottle?!? - Gary (Uncle Sam's)
1. Eric, what is your ex-wife's name? - Brian
Pam. - Eric
Gary, What is your ex-wife's name? - Brian
Whore. - Gary (KC's)
1. Since no one is here, I'm going to get drunk! - Brian, KC's
2. I haven't asked in a long time to go piss during a set. Let's break. - Gary, KC's
1. Not a quote....but for future reference....never provide Bad Habits w/ an actual backstage area. Everyone starts chugging liquor for some reason. - Fairgrounds
2. Charise!! Call the paramedics...I'm stuck in the bathroom. - Kelly, Ape's
3. Kelly!! Stand back! (No paramedics needed....Charise used the "Ass of Life" to free kelly from the bathroom) - Ape's
4. She wants to fuck in the parking lot right now....you're lucky I came back from break. - Ape's
1. I'm hot as a crock, hoss! - Robbie, Wilderness
(We guess he means hot as a crock-pot)
2. Deaf people should not run the sound board. - Brian, Wilderness
3. You guys go ahead and take a break, we need everyone to calm down here! - Tim's II, Management
4. You guys probably won't get to play anymore after this first set. You guys got the crowd to wound up! - Tim's II, Management (We had to beg them to let us keep playing)
1. This was a total cluster-fuck!! - Buddy (and everyone in both bands agree) - KC's
Wilderness
1. "Give her a kiss! Give her a kiss!" - Chant Brian almost started while Eric was talking to a 80 year old lady at Wilderness. Funny Shit.
2. Not a quote...but...Eric had his underwear on inside out. - Don't put on underwear after being drunk the night before.
July 2nd Gig at KC's
1. Help me find my Bass! - Gary, KC's
2. Get that moo'ing cow off the mic, I'm fucking singing. - Gary, KC's
3. Did you see Gary fall off the stage? - Terry, KC's
I think my foot is broken. - Heather, Sunday morning after BT's
I'm a first degree black belt. - Buddy, Chris's house
Why is the pool closed for an hour? Some kid took a shit in it. - Wilderness Staff
White Gloves, Black Skin. - Brians made up words to Sharp Dressed Man. - Wilderness
You're right...everyone did dance to that song. Gary, BT's